Homer Simpson

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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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The Homer Simpson's quote says that alcohol is the cause of everything and, at the same time, the solution for everything.

Using substances such as alcohol, drugs, or cigarettes is a temporary, short-term solution.

The addiction that comes with using them is one of the most critical problems in a person's life.

The attitude we should adopt toward substances is a dodgy one. We should be aware that those things do not improve our lives but worsen them in the long run.

I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

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Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.

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Marge, you know it’s rude to talk when my mouth is full.

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I wish God were alive to see this.

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We can outsmart those dolphins. Don’t forget – we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel-and-eat shrimp, the glory hole, and the pudding cup.

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Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.

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I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

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